FAQ

What happens here?

free articles drop weekly-ish; occasional special articles drop behind the paywall

Why subscribe?

because if you don’t, we lose the War on Christmas

How tall is Matthew?

6’7” and a half, but when you play basketball they round up

How many Dove Awards has Matthew won?

as long as the Evangelical Industrial Complex continues its shadow war against my brand, we may never know

I was offended by something I read here, what do I do?

keep reading; it gets even worse

Can we get an update on the homeschool crew?

Josiah is currently in prayer to pre-court Anna Katie Grace, and as soon as he talks to her for the first time, we will update further