Recently, a reader sent me a picture of a group text, in which his friends were asking me to write a think piece about jobs that Christians shouldn’t do.
Goodness gracious me - item 5. Glad you clarified with a footnote, my girl brain was worried - and by association teacup dogs (perfectly handbag/purse sized!) "When your brand is weak, sometimes God tests you by forcing you to temporarily work in the real world" - what a quote!!!
Imagining the note in the weekly church email..."We need more volunteers for the Assassin Ministry! (Insert kitschy stock photo) Interested? Email etl@etcetcetc!"
Assassin: He Gets Us
So is somebody going to tell us which denominations have pastors that aren't Christian or am I going to have to do it?
BRB - adding volunteer assassin to my resume
I'm glad someone is finally calling out Christians thinking they can do Montreal Screwjobs. Too few have this kind of courage these days.
Should my liking this automatically summon a theobro from the depths telling me what to do like last time? Let’s see!
😂
SUMMON THEOBRO
Hey, I'm in here looking for church recs, let's go peeps.
Goodness gracious me - item 5. Glad you clarified with a footnote, my girl brain was worried - and by association teacup dogs (perfectly handbag/purse sized!) "When your brand is weak, sometimes God tests you by forcing you to temporarily work in the real world" - what a quote!!!
Still on the table: crack whore trainee.
What the actual fuck is going on here? Are you people supposed to be Christians? I mean, pick a lane.
"Try this simple hack" 😂
Imagining the note in the weekly church email..."We need more volunteers for the Assassin Ministry! (Insert kitschy stock photo) Interested? Email etl@etcetcetc!"
"Joke's on you."
Support trump gotta be #1 and yet
What the hell did I just read?