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Ryan Self's avatar

144,000 souls then shut it down

Jonny Wills's avatar

This made me smarter. Great gazebo effect.

David Drury's avatar

In your honor, from here on out I may feel obligated to footnote Onan whenever I bring up anything that is "outside of the box."

Tommy Welty's avatar

This might be the finest joke ever written.

Georgi Boorman's avatar

The tower of craft-beer drinking Presbyterians almost made me choke on my pizza.

Jaimie's avatar

That was sheer brilliance

Jaimie's avatar

ETL, you win. Too much laughing for me to retain any sass for the comments!!!

The Evergreen Woman's avatar

If you know who Lottie Moon is, raise your hand. 🙋🏼‍♀️

KP's avatar

If you invite a mum with a screaming baby back inside... #doubleevangelisation

Matthew Jepsen's avatar

Trying to figure out what "punching at ghosts" means. Urban Dictionary comin' up blank.

matthew pierce's avatar

it's like when u grow up in homeschool purity culture and then write articles full of adolescent humor even though u are a grown up

Georgi Boorman's avatar

Have you thought about harvesting the best jokes from your pieces for a standup routine? I would buy tickets.

matthew pierce's avatar

probably the only barrier to that would be my total lack of interpersonal skills and/or charisma

Georgi Boorman's avatar

Lean into it. It could be your comedic persona.

Heidi Stauff's avatar

Act it out and the message becomes clear.

kae deanna's avatar

“Let’s dive deeper” 💀

SB's avatar

Bro

ikr

BRO

lmao :)

Alan's avatar

"The Gazebo Effect" is the name of the latest Christian mystery novel.