Celebrity Bible Quiz 2

STEVE HARVEY: Welcome back to Celebrity Bible Quiz, where we gonna find out which of our contestants need to go BACK to vacation Bible school. Before we begin, we have decided to turn Jared Leto’s buzzer back on, IF that man can behave himsel—

JARED LETO: [buzzes in] opaque kumquats

STEVE HARVEY:

LEBRON JAMES: [buzzes in] Wow. I mean….wow, Steve

STEVE HARVEY: [gestures wildly at Leto] Imma ignore all that right there. Next question: which of Jesus’ disciples was a tax collector?

LEBRON JAMES: [buzzes in] Wow. I mean….wow, Steve

STEVE HARVEY: LeBron you JUST SAID that

MARK WAHLBERG: [buzzes in] Yeah okay lemme tell ya something—where were the disciples in Gethsemane? Petah’s the only one who found his nuts? If I was in Gethsemane I’d have dropped more Romans than Hannibal and Boudica combined, I promise ya that

JARED LETO: [buzzes in]

STEVE HARVEY: Can somebody turn off that man’s buzzer again

JARED LETO: [whispers] a field mouse with the ribald vanity of Estelle Getty

LEBRON JAMES: Golden Girls! Steve, lemme tell you: I think ALL women are golden. But Betty White was the real MVP

MARK WAHLBERG: LeBron, you gotta be kidding me, big fella. Rue McClanahan was the Mark Wahlberg to Betty White’s Donnie Wahlberg

STEVE HARVEY: All right this is what we’re gonna do: We’re gonna move on to the next question and pretend like none of that just happened. QUESTION: What book of the Bible comes before 2ND KINGS?

LEBRON JAMES: [buzzes in] Ha ha! Love the Bible, Steve!

MARK WAHLBERG: [buzzes in] Three Kings. You see what I did there? That’s my movie. Three Kings. I’m ovah here playin three divisional chess on your ass

JARED LETO: [repeatedly pressing dead buzzer] it appears my lightsaber has wilted