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Celebrity VBS

Celebrity VBS

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Mar 10, 2024
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Are your children tired of the typical Vacation Bible School experience? Why not try something different this year? Join us at First Baptist for a star-studded spiritual spectacle!

Introducing Celebrity VBS!

Featuring Master of Ceremonies, Vice President Kamala Harris

VICE PRES. HARRIS: Ha ha, yes! Today is the day to do VBS, because VBS happens today! And I think that we can all be excited about various things, if we enjoy those things, which are good things that I too plan to become excited about.

CHILDREN: [confused]

VICE PRES. HARRIS: Ha ha, yes!

Your children will love Bible story time with Travis Kelce!

TRAVIS KELCE: So then the devil is like “RAWR, I’m gonna eat that little baby otter!”

CHILDREN: [worried looks]

TRAVIS KELCE: But then Jesus is like FWOOSH and he shoots lasers out of his hands and he’s like “Hey devil, leave that tiny cute baby otter alone.” And then Noah built the Ark of the Covenant, to keep all the baby animals safe.

CHILDREN:

TRAVIS KELCE: I know right

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