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Ethan Calvert's avatar

Call her “Common Grace” to hook the reformed crowd.

matthew pierce's avatar

missed opportunity on my part

Kevin Nye's avatar

"He has the mind of a children’s pastor inside the body of a youth pastor" is the new "Here's looking at you, kid"

Golden Hue's avatar

Will Rings by Spring depict a “ring ceremony” wherein all the girls in the sorority sit in a circle after curfew, sing a worship song, and circulate a lit candle with the ring on it, until the candle makes it around to the lucky betrothed who then suddenly blows out the candle and is then surrounded by her hugging, squealing sorority sisters, shedding tears of joy (and for a few, sadness that they, once again, aren’t the lucky girl)?

Will it feature a character who subscribes to Brides magazine and pores over each issue, and can tell you about her wedding plans down to the napkin colors and seating arrangement even though she has no boyfriend currently?

matthew pierce's avatar

this feels like it comes from a very authentic place

might need to bring you on as a consultant…

Jaimie's avatar

But are there ninjas in ANY of these, ETL?

Bon's avatar

I'm still hoping your summer blockbuster "Dude I just banged my wife" comes out eventually, that's my most hyped movie of the year.

matthew pierce's avatar

is that one i did on the podcast? you could convince me either way, lol. i have trouble remembering them all.

Nopenopenopetynope's avatar

‘Falwell Spurgeon Chapman III, why did you stack Optimus Prime on Barbie like that?’

- Falwell’s mother, AmyPatty, trying to keep Falwell in line as a child.

Paul's avatar

Crossover marketing opportunity to study Sydney Sweeney's, ahem, body of work, of course!

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(I'll see myself out.)

matthew pierce's avatar

paul i will be talking to your youth pastor

Paul's avatar

I don't think that will help, his jeans aren't so great either.

Pam Gibbs's avatar

There’s a mistake in Rings 2…everybody knows good Christians don’t drink. 😜

matthew pierce's avatar

okay, point taken. but there's another way to view that scene: it's a ham-handed, faith-based movie attempt at showing the dangers of alcoholism, in that half a glass of wine will lead you down a path of destruction...into making silly vows

Clint Wrede's avatar

"What about a role play gone wrong that results in a bomb threat at the local Chick-fil-A?"

Also, nice Kinchlow shout-out.

matthew pierce's avatar

"voddie kinchlow" was a joke for you and me, clint.

maybe a few others got it, i shouldn't underestimate the niche level of the readers here

Clint Wrede's avatar

God bless Ben for all the years he played second fiddle to Pat Robertson.

David Drury's avatar

Hope things work out for Regular Grace

Rachel's avatar

u know a role play is holy when it’s CFA that gets the bomb threat not the Hooters

Rob's avatar

Will Rings By Spring be shot on site at Baylor's campus?

Zach Barton's avatar

Hard Theology sounds like a great Real Genius remake