Evangelical Think Pieces

Evangelical Think Pieces

Fun with Christian AI

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matthew pierce
Jun 16, 2024
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About halfway through this, the tool I was using got tired of accepting Christian culture queries and I guess it basically deconstructed. Whenever I typed in anything church related, it would send back an error message. We’ll put it on the prayer chain. I then switched over to a lesser app, and the results went from “wow, kind of accurate,” to “welcome to hell.” So you’ll find a few of those mixed in.


“Me and my homeschool crew listening to Relient K CDs and scheming how to finally talk to the girls at church. Josiah has made a flow chart, while Asa plays his bassoon in the background”

This left me speechless. Love how the AI thinks Relient K is Point of Grace?


“Christian women wearing swimsuits made from WWJD bracelets at the church pool party, enveloped in holy light”

“God’s Not Dead 8: Hobby Lobby Rises”

In this dystopian future, all Christian men are Ray Romano?

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