Fun with Christian AI, Vol. 4

“God deciding which football team wins”

All I know is that it’s been 35 years and my prayers on behalf of the Dolphins have accomplished almost nothing, except to get Nick Saban to Tuscaloosa, but I guess that was actually a big thing.

“Homeschooled boys clutching their Bibles as they walk through the swimsuit section at a department store”

Caleb took off his shoes because of some kind of weird “this is holy ground” moment when he saw the bikini tops. We have no idea why he took his shirt off, though.

“Beth Moore and Russell Moore as a ninja and surfer crimefighting team”

The engines were having some trouble running these two together, so I had to run them separately. To be honest, this doesn’t seem much different than some horrible CBS show they try to cram down our throats by running ads every 15 minutes during NFL games.