Dying, then "what have I just read?" viz. "when we do the Nude Dove Awards role play with our spouse, it won’t be as special...." Mostly thoughts and prayers for the stuffed animals....Sending a Jim Caviezel rescue squad to liberate those critters!
I'm going to work the phrase "For posterior’s sake" into my everyday conversation.
Don't pin your dirty work on me...
you know what you did
Great example of the use of stuffed animals in foreplay :P
Fax Emily 🤣
This is one of your better ones. Fax Emily had my scratching my head for a moment, then saying "well played sir"
I like to imagine that instead of saying "hey [insert software helper name]," you just lift up your phone and intone, "Fax Emily."
Giving you a (fully clothed) standing ovation rn
asking elisabeth elliot if this counts as a reverse dress code violation
"a fax Emily" lollll
Dying, then "what have I just read?" viz. "when we do the Nude Dove Awards role play with our spouse, it won’t be as special...." Mostly thoughts and prayers for the stuffed animals....Sending a Jim Caviezel rescue squad to liberate those critters!