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Rachel's avatar

It’s too bad Jesus didn’t clarify the neighbor thing with a story or some sort of parable that could help us understand the point. I guess we’ll have to just keep avoiding the gross ones just to be safe.

Robin Levins's avatar

So many bangers here

Unlike a group of homeschoolers before they’ve been properly wed

James Harmer's avatar

But is the part about how being an author works... even satire?

Jaimie's avatar

"This is how publishing works, and it is my ministry."

I like to only have neighbours, because they're classy and therefore boost my brand

Patrice's avatar

I saw the title first and immediately knew it was you 🤣🤦🏾‍♀️.

Chris Davis's avatar

Brilliant as ever

David Drury's avatar

I keep wondering how you come up with this stuff.

Just like a homeschooler on their wedding night.

Sol ☼'s avatar

I just really want to know the thought process behind how these are made

matthew pierce's avatar

i never let thoughts get in the way of my hot takes

Son of Orgasmatron's avatar

All neighbor’s are gross. Thats why you can't see into eachothers houses.

Henry Truer's avatar

OT “Love your neighbor as your self”. NT Love your neighbor as GOD loves them

My sins make me grosser than the worst, Jesus’ blood is what GOD sees