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[West Valley High School. The various students of Cobra Kai, Miyagi-Do, and Eagle Fang all congregate near the lockers on the second floor to discuss the rumors going around school]
MIGUEL: Hey guys, I’m hearing that there’s a new dojo in town, and some of their students might be in this school. We need to stick together and watch each other’s backs
SAM: I am a 38 year old mother of three who is pretending to be a high school student, I am going to look off into the distance and mumble
ROBBY: A new dojo? I am going to stand here looking confused and beautiful
TORI: Hello, I am every tragic girl that teenage Matthew Pierce ever loved, I am going to behave in increasingly aggressive and erratic ways, thereby making me much, much hotter
[a stranger appears]
JOHN PIPER: Grace and peace be with you as we each toil across this temporal plane. O, but what a sorrowful audition before the watchful eye of our forever King; an earthly dirge by us wretched sinners, deserving nothing, knowing nothing, incapable of love, thought, being, and existence apart from the life-blood of the Divine Creator, also can anyone tell me how to get to Mrs. Jones’ Civics class?
HAWK: ‘Sup bro, you a new student here?
JOHN PIPER: O, but for a thousand years to devote my being to the prudent study of Scripture! That these carnal eyes may be burned by the searing everlasting truth of the Greek! Yes, I am a sophomore
TORI: Damn, the new guy is hot
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