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matthew pierce's avatar

prayers up for the people who subscribed because the last article was a serious piece about christianity and celebrity

sorry folks, you subscribed to a repressed 12 year old homeschooler

KP's avatar

Never liberate your inner 12 yr old homeschooler. He is comedy gold.

Kelly Alvin Madden's avatar

You hide the repressed part, really well.

matthew pierce's avatar

that's what she prayed?

Clint Wrede's avatar

We're gonna need some bigger apples.

David Drury's avatar

Just a Dave here to report that I am a regular reader who is also a former executive pastor who married a Kathy.

Alan's avatar

"Loving, Unspeakable Things" was the title of Tim LaHaye's follow-up to "The Act Of Marriage."

Lenny's avatar

So we've had articles on whether Christian women can have breasts or butts or dress up as a sexy executive pastor.. what I want to know is what does the bible say about whether women are allowed to have personalities? I asked my youth pastor but he told me to check the Greek. Since I'm trying to be a biblical woman and not learn or teach unless I'm sitting at Jesus' feet and avoiding doing the dishes, I'm not wanting to risk falling into son by reading the Bible for myself. Can you please address this topic? Thank you.

matthew pierce's avatar

yes but only one personality per woman

Rob's avatar

Just wow. Have you ever considered that other people might have wives who only wear CARDIGANS not SHAWLS? Do better.

Susan Gilbert-Collins's avatar

Good synopsis of Samson, lol.

shoesprings's avatar

This entire article was eclipsed by the amazing footnote. Since you wrote both, I hope you only feel pride.

Laura Murphy's avatar

top ten, my friend.

Rachel's avatar

Upset bc the costume I will wear this Wednesday to judge the youth group's costume contest is sexy Tamar with Judah’s seal and staff. Like Cathy, she knows how to do unspeakable things to an older man. She was not erased from the line of Christ and should not have been erased from this list. ☹️

matthew pierce's avatar

take it up with my wife. she has long refused to do a tamar/judah couple's costume with me for the trunk or treat. but it's her favorite role play? make it make sense

SB's avatar

This is actual perfection😂😂😂

Squid Teagarden's avatar

I genuinely love the "we shouldn't think less of disabled people because they too can do murders" line because it's honestly a big part of the heart of anti-ablism 😂🔥

Benji's avatar

indeed, the greatest embodiment of anti-ableism has gotta be Cain

Stephanie Gail Eagleson's avatar

And the MVP goes to Kendra Pierce!

matthew pierce's avatar

2001 praymate of the year

Jaimie's avatar

Bless you, Kendra Pierce

matthew pierce's avatar

i mean she does get to be married to me

Deb Gustafson's avatar

You need to collaborate with John Crist so he can bring this comedy gold to the stage

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RedneckMexicanNiggerOfAsia's avatar

Exec Pastor lookin like Mike Johnson Speaker of the House.😆