Probably the worst thing about non-Christians is how they crawl out of their caves and dens at night to prowl around, hissing at the moon, knocking over people’s garbage cans and eating the trash, and then having wild, noisy sex in the fields while they scream the lyrics of secular songs at each other before the first rays sunlight chase them back to their lairs for another long day of brooding and plotting in the darkness to overthrow the global Church.
Oh man, THAT'S what that noise was!!! Everyone kept saying it was a freaking bobcat but it has now dawned on me it was a post-fornication unbeliever screaming a METALLICA song!!! I'm so embarrassed!!!
Here, here! I’ve long advocated using my Christmas Eve candle to light strangers at the service on fire. My family just won’t see it that way.
Oh man, THAT'S what that noise was!!! Everyone kept saying it was a freaking bobcat but it has now dawned on me it was a post-fornication unbeliever screaming a METALLICA song!!! I'm so embarrassed!!!
Magical writing. If only you'd added 'bah humbug' at the end!!!
I think you mean "moral corral."