For everything under heaven, there is a season. A time to hold, a time to let go. A time to build, a time to release. A time to wank, a time to be impregnated.
"This is because of repression, which is when Christians think about sex for no reason, which is why they say the sword isn’t as mighty as the pen is."
So if I’m legitimately thinking of giving myself the middle name “Octagon” does that mean I’m close to committing the sin of Polygon? Or am I safe without amore?
A wise Ugandan church member once said to me "Mahht, never have moh than one wife!" If only he'd read your essay.
I choked on my La Croix.
Oh, the sin of polygon! Indeed, math doesn't lie - especially not geometry!
Just wondering if you're still patting yourself on the back for "the sword being mightier than the pen is" line?
still laughing like a repressed homeschool boy
ChatGPT could never
didn’t we do a podcast together like 30 years ago?
A formative experience
As a Rachel under the new Ark, when is it my turn to ovulate one or two tribes ☹️
hmmmm. not until it is your season
For everything under heaven, there is a season. A time to hold, a time to let go. A time to build, a time to release. A time to wank, a time to be impregnated.
"This is because of repression, which is when Christians think about sex for no reason, which is why they say the sword isn’t as mighty as the pen is."
Powerful and insightful thank you very much.
yes i expect a dove award for this
Oh my goodness! So many deep evangelical truths hidden here like pearls under lampshades.
This is why Matthew Pierce, thought leader, will always be streets ahead of AI.
So if I’m legitimately thinking of giving myself the middle name “Octagon” does that mean I’m close to committing the sin of Polygon? Or am I safe without amore?
You need to ask for a refund from your theology professor. Or maybe just start your own Bible college. Loved the post. 😂😂😂
I understood this reference.
if you did we will be talking to your youth pastor
“Job”?
Yes. Read your Bible.
Found it. Book of Second job.
The break down of polyamory sent me omg
Over the top🤣
The "I Love Pizza" song was also a big hit for Dean Lee Lewis, who marrked a 13-year-old bottle of scotch.