Won't Someone Think of the Offenders?

[Rachel]

I noticed your name wasn’t in the files Matthew, which makes your voice for the voiceless who are in them even more paradigm shifting . 👏

[Heidi Stauff]

Really makes you think…

[Kelly Alvin Madden]

Thinking is hard, so glad you do it for us!

[James]

I was doing pretty well until "various factors, such as his death" came along. Both hilarious and indirectly incisive, amazing stuff.

[Amanda Wittlinger (Farbstein)]

I just read this out loud to my husband. I’m dying. DYING lol

[Temple]

This is one of the best pieces you have ever written! Genius!!

[Laura Murphy]

I see my pre-publishing commentary was spot on. Me, for the win. Also, yoga pants.

[Bryan W]

I can’t stop laughing! You are brilliant!

[Shelley G]

because he was in a sex coma - Gandhi

[KP]

Those poor men who keep tripping into bad sexes! I'm sure Jesus will understand...

Just skip that part of the mountain sermon about cutting off bits that cause you to sin, clearly Jesus was speaking metaphorically!

[Jaimie]

I CAN'T. This was hilarious. Well-played, sir - your minor history and theology slips have reached all-time lows 😂😂😂

[matthew pierce]

i will rise even lower next time