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That first one, hooooo boy, that went hard in the paint

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i often babysit my own children for 30-40 minutes at a time. not to brag

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THUNK right in the lady nards is just 🤌

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You make an excellent point (no pun intended, until I started typing this caveat) about porcupines! It does need to be relatively small one (as you noted) so as to fit into many different sizes of purses and/or handbags. And the hair-tangling qualities of a porcupine are valuable indeed!

I suspect that the porcupine will be untamed upon receipt, so that one would have to barter all available Love Tickets in order to get one's husband to square that away before next Christmas..?

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I was laughing so hard my kids thought something was wrong with me. 😆 Thank you.

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"That is one of my favorites, except my wife will never let me be the executive." I don't think I'll ever recover from how much I laughed when I got to the end of this gift idea.

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The excellence we've all come to expect. But do you have ideas for gifts that are less pricey than bananas?

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"...Because you're my best friend!"

I'm ded

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I’m not even a Christian, but I actually do want a porcupine.

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Taking notes for my future wife ✍️

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*smoking hot wife

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Too good.

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I’m going to try this executive thing and see if I can get a sultry dance!

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