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Boring Rocks for Nerds's avatar

The only good use of AI art is to make fun of AI art, which you are doing very well. That fort wife’s hand is an ungodly abomination

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Gabby Molinolo's avatar

It took me way too long to realize she has 2 left hands 🤣🤣🤣

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Wendi Nunnery's avatar

Stop it, Matthew! My pelvic floor can’t take this anymore. 🤣

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Alan's avatar

"It’s like getting the perfect gift, then getting its twin." Was this taken from the Song of Solomon?

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Jaimie's avatar

Definitely if you go the Greek

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Susan's avatar

Hmmm, I've watched Bond movies. Surely the Christmas purchase of a "laser" involves your husband then digging a really big hole to build a secret volcano lair, decorating it with repurposed world artworks and perhaps literally turning you into a 'smokin' hot wife'. And then trying to take over the world with their brand. Gift with prayerful caution! Newsboys is probably a safer for the world order festive option!

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Jaimie's avatar

POETRY! SQUEE! This is a whole new level of wit and creativity for you, ETL. I'm thinking merch: ETL Poetry Collection, Vol. 1, Christmas Soup for the Soul. If you can whip out like ten to fifty more of these babies in the next week we can publish in time for the last-minute-gift rush.

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Clint Wrede's avatar

Heh, heh, booby traps

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Boris Feigin's avatar

Bwahaha, I only just realised...good pickup :P

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Ian McKerracher's avatar

Marriage, when done right, is truly a magical place.

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