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With no. 6, clearly the lesson here about the pastor's wife being offended is that your wife's back doesn't need to be covered. That's why there's those women's one-pieces without a back! What's an open question is how far down does that open back need to go? Maybe not bother with the back half of the body at all, just to be safe.

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really helpful guide. Thanks so much. I'm gonna go the plastic wrap route as I think this will also help me lose weight.

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I’ve been punked😂 thanks for bringing a space to the internet that both loves God and loves making people laugh 😄

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it gets lonely sometimes

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Thanks for the laugh!

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Steven Curtis Chapman FTW 🙌

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Definitely going the traffic cone route. So multi-purpose!

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Fantastic

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Me: Chuckles, chuckles, gets to SCC Dove Awards, can't drink water without choking for the duration of the remainder of the article

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Gosh, didn't realise Madonna was leading the modesty swimsuit trend with cone bras back in the day! Now I know what UK students are doing with all those purloined traffic cones after a night out ;)

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was wondering if someone would make this connection. very wise of you imo

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... using rope or a heavy chain.

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See footnote 2 😂😂😂

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No. 4 is quite fashion forward! You've anticipated a trend, I think. The singer representing Slovenia this year at Eurovision wore something almost like this, so I think this might catch on.

No. 6 is a bit dated now, don't you think? It's been part of the annual SI Swimsuit Edition for years, and no Christian woman wants to be part of that!

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Love it 😂

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