Probably the most important part of being a Christian wife is to be young and hot at all times. But anyone can be young and hot; the other important thing is to never make mistakes. And this is the one that gets you, the being perfect part. When a Christian woman sins, it makes all of the men around her sin, this is what happened when Priscilla and Aquila made a bunch of money from selling tents but lied to Peter about how much they were tithing, so they were smoten. I forget whether Priscilla or Aquila was the woman, but whichever it was, she was the one at fault. Besides, my youth pastor says if you are pitching that many tents, you aren’t dressing like a Kingdom Daughter anyway.
I feel that in preparation for being a 'perfect Christian wife' I should practice making and placing large signs now - maybe even placards or banners and organising a vigil or two! ;)
Tell your team that the plagiarism from Sun Tzu under the "Patience" heading is too obvious; somebody needs to get fired, and the rest need to be more discreet.
I feel that in preparation for being a 'perfect Christian wife' I should practice making and placing large signs now - maybe even placards or banners and organising a vigil or two! ;)
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Tell your team that the plagiarism from Sun Tzu under the "Patience" heading is too obvious; somebody needs to get fired, and the rest need to be more discreet.
Sound biblical advice right there.
Priscilla and Aquila? Aren’t you thinking of Ananias and Sapphira?
This is a little too close to a couple books on sex and marriage I've read.
Being the best Christian wife means to think of one’s self as nothing more than the cunt of the world.