Probably the worst part of an evangelical scandal is the feeling of being surprised.
Your scandals I am not worthy to untie. But what if you had NO scandals... the new scandal?
Liz just won the Internet.
“Great Value-brand Gwen Shamblin” for the win.
The plagiarism / ghostwriters bit is the Perfect Crime
This is ingenious. I'm already tired of feeling indignant about these revelations.
Well, this is great, before now I just had being with Jesus for eternity to look forward to. Now all your impending scandals make the future that much brighter! Or, dimmer! Or, um...
Wowwwww. *slow clap of appreciation*
Let me know if you need credible witnesses.
Too real 🥲
On a roll. I hope it gets to the right quarters. Brilliant satire.
Your scandals I am not worthy to untie. But what if you had NO scandals... the new scandal?
Liz just won the Internet.
“Great Value-brand Gwen Shamblin” for the win.
The plagiarism / ghostwriters bit is the Perfect Crime
This is ingenious. I'm already tired of feeling indignant about these revelations.
Well, this is great, before now I just had being with Jesus for eternity to look forward to. Now all your impending scandals make the future that much brighter! Or, dimmer! Or, um...
Wowwwww. *slow clap of appreciation*
Let me know if you need credible witnesses.
Too real 🥲
On a roll. I hope it gets to the right quarters. Brilliant satire.