Probably the most important issue in the Church right now is whether we should homeschool our awful children, or send them off to school, where the pagans are. Every so often, a bunch of Christians who don’t have enough to do get on social media and start telling other believers how to raise their families. Then other Christians hear what is going on and are like “yes, I think I will make this all about me” and they ride in on their tricycles and start hollering, even though no one cares what anyone else thinks about anything; everyone is just wound up and looking for some relief before they explode, like a Baptist youth group.
Accidentally deconstructing - whoops! "Not all homeschoolers wait until they are 27 to deconstruct; what if it happens while they are still at home? Your child might accidentally cause you to deconstruct as well. One moment you are questioning Answers in Genesis; the next, you are listening to Michael Gungor songs, and it is too late."...
Where'd you find a 12 pack of Dr. Pepper for a thousand dollars? That's a bargain.
Accidentally deconstructing - whoops! "Not all homeschoolers wait until they are 27 to deconstruct; what if it happens while they are still at home? Your child might accidentally cause you to deconstruct as well. One moment you are questioning Answers in Genesis; the next, you are listening to Michael Gungor songs, and it is too late."...
No girlfriend indeed