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Boris Feigin's avatar

Consexualisation :P

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Holly Vanessa Vanderbush's avatar

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an instant classic

I’m forwarding it to all my atheist Christian friends. The rapture warning is especially chilling. I don’t want all the left behind atheists to see their down belows.

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9A's avatar

It's like when my alma mater forbade premarital sex because it might lead to dancing.

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Liz Snell's avatar

Nude Zeppelin was the name of my high school band.

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Jeremy's avatar

Dude, I am an atheist ex-evangelical and these essays are a gift. Thank you 😂

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matthew pierce's avatar

outreach imo

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Glori Writes's avatar

I see these in my subscribe pieces and forget you're a satirist, every time, and am shocked, every time.

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matthew pierce's avatar

one of my favorite comments

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Glori Writes's avatar

Haha thank you!

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Jaimie's avatar

The rapture-scenario ending *chef's kiss*

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KP's avatar

“What is this Hillsong?”

Died. I’m stealing this.

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Wayne Smith's avatar

WTF just happened? Is this place like the Onion? I don't know what this article is trying to say. Seems to be purely comedic satire. Bugger it. I'll share it to Australian Atheists. The upside down style fits. http://www.AustralianAtheists.org

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Katie Donohue Tona's avatar

I laughed harder at this than I wanted to😂

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Justine's avatar

This is one of my recent favorites, I think.

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matthew pierce's avatar

thanks. i felt extra dumb after writing it, which is... a good sign? i think?

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Fiona Colombo's avatar

Especially love the picture of Chesterton.

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