When you are an evangelical thought leader, you must be on the cutting edge of every news trend, with a hot take loaded into the chamber and ready to be shot into the mind of every horny seminary student from Louisville to Dallas.
Listen. As a millennial and person who served as a pastor for like six minutes before getting sick of the abject poverty (which was somehow worse than journalism wages), you need to take this down immediately because I did not write it and it's brilliant.
"Google AI is reportedly “self aware,” which is a phrase that you use to describe your spiritual journey when the restoration committee asks for an update."
"but whatever, some people are just divisive."
Was also really hoping I wouldn't remember the "late-90s Christian ska song" you used but yes,... unfortunately I did. :-(
I also plan to say this upon undertaking any difficult group task in the future: "follow me into the breach as the spirit of Gordon Fee possesses me"
and I'm interested in hearing from “youth pastor island” for sure. ;-)
I would absolutely pay for this content!
Listen. As a millennial and person who served as a pastor for like six minutes before getting sick of the abject poverty (which was somehow worse than journalism wages), you need to take this down immediately because I did not write it and it's brilliant.
Knock it off.
You're a talented writer and I of course think you deserve to value your talent. I'd be happy to become a paying customer!
Matthew, Have you tried submitting a piece w the Babylon Bee (a nickel for every time you’ve been asked)…
i may have submitted some things without realizing it, so to speak
Matthew Pierce writes things that are funny. Babylon Bee would not know what to do with that.
Some faves from this:
"Google AI is reportedly “self aware,” which is a phrase that you use to describe your spiritual journey when the restoration committee asks for an update."
"but whatever, some people are just divisive."
Was also really hoping I wouldn't remember the "late-90s Christian ska song" you used but yes,... unfortunately I did. :-(
I also plan to say this upon undertaking any difficult group task in the future: "follow me into the breach as the spirit of Gordon Fee possesses me"
and I'm interested in hearing from “youth pastor island” for sure. ;-)
Alan Musk & Jeff Beezus. I’m dead.