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Abigail Babor's avatar

As a Christian woman who attends a Christian church in Florida, I can say with certainty that our pastor is an alligator. And that’s discernment.

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Aaron Olson's avatar

U have a gift from the father! Don't stop writing !!! 😂😂

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Garrett Kell's avatar

This. Is. Inspired. Writing. It's like he's literally channeling Charles Spurgeon. More, please.

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Marla Taviano's avatar

Your pastor is an alligator.

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Kate's avatar

I bring our family goat to church so my children can suckle straight from its’ teet

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Liz Prather's avatar

I am scream crying

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matthew pierce's avatar

in a good way or a bad way

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Liz Prather's avatar

In a good way

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David Drury's avatar

It could be more than a coincidence indeed. I'll have to investigate these occurrences.

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Terry's avatar

We have churches here in the UK, too; not so many alligators.

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K.J. Ramsey's avatar

☠️ 😆

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Jennifer B's avatar

🐊

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TheJSP's avatar

👏👏👏👏👏

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