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No but seriously that remix album when...?

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Kid Miracle is objectively bad. He's the nepo artist, so his strength is his marketing team. He'll have to re-brand completely for each album, because each genre keeps catching onto his lack of talent.

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Oh my God, I’ve never read something on Substack that has made me wanna kill myself for a brief second. 😂💀✌️

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Samuel Rehoboam O’Brien 😂 …that IS a rough upbringing

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It's tough to choose which band wins when you have to decide whether you are voting based on who SHOULD win a Dove and who has the most nepo baby power to keep winning for the same song every time they re-release with (___ Version) every three years.

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Of everyone in this piece, the one I want to see most is Maxx Jasper (who, before he was saved, was known as Maxxx Jasper).

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Kassadee sounds like Cadia heavily influenced by Natalie Grant.

Laceland Avenue sounds like they would open for Skillet and no one would bat an eye; they could also all go on to be members of Plumb’s band at one time or another.

Kid Miracle sounds like he listened to Family Force Five too much growing up and the influence sneaks into his music, which doesn’t help with the gravity he’s going for.

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This is brilliant.

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