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I am Furler's great Uncle and I resent you calling his band fake.

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Jan 15Liked by matthew pierce

Dinklage

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Jan 14Liked by matthew pierce

Faith*RITE is definitely the grotesque musical child of CARMEN, Eminem, and Josh Garrels

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Hmm, dear Slim, KJ-52 objects to this collaboration.

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Jan 15Liked by matthew pierce

You're not really a Fake Christian Artist unless you say you sound like U2.

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Feb 17Liked by matthew pierce

This is fantastic :)

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Burgdorf & Lin: American dudes trying and failing to sound vaguely Northern English and mainly re-writing lyrics by The Mountain Goats into "Christian versions"

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ouuuuuch

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Keller: I tried to like it but experienced minor trauma when I realized they had plagiarized a Jump5 song. All Jump5 songs, actually

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The drummer for The Renewed is Maisie Kaylee Honeycutt's brother, right?

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The Renewed: Superchick, less chick more .... ok we're not rhyming this one. Superchick + Backstreet's Back All Right - Diklage Keller's garage bags "grunge remix"

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deletedJan 14
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sounds like u need to go stand in the rain

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