(Please tell us in the comments exactly what these artists sound like in your head.) Faith*RITE What do you get when you combine Switchfoot, NEEDTOBREATHE, Skillet, Third Day, Newsboys, and Chevelle, and add in a dash of Caedmon’s Call, before sprinkling in some MercyMe and topping it off with a hefty dose of DC Talk?
Burgdorf & Lin: American dudes trying and failing to sound vaguely Northern English and mainly re-writing lyrics by The Mountain Goats into "Christian versions"
The Renewed: Superchick, less chick more .... ok we're not rhyming this one. Superchick + Backstreet's Back All Right - Diklage Keller's garage bags "grunge remix"
I am Furler's great Uncle and I resent you calling his band fake.
Dinklage
Faith*RITE is definitely the grotesque musical child of CARMEN, Eminem, and Josh Garrels
Hmm, dear Slim, KJ-52 objects to this collaboration.
You're not really a Fake Christian Artist unless you say you sound like U2.
This is fantastic :)
Keller: I tried to like it but experienced minor trauma when I realized they had plagiarized a Jump5 song. All Jump5 songs, actually
Burgdorf & Lin: American dudes trying and failing to sound vaguely Northern English and mainly re-writing lyrics by The Mountain Goats into "Christian versions"
ouuuuuch
The drummer for The Renewed is Maisie Kaylee Honeycutt's brother, right?
The Renewed: Superchick, less chick more .... ok we're not rhyming this one. Superchick + Backstreet's Back All Right - Diklage Keller's garage bags "grunge remix"
sounds like u need to go stand in the rain