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Dinklage

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I am Furler's great Uncle and I resent you calling his band fake.

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Faith*RITE is definitely the grotesque musical child of CARMEN, Eminem, and Josh Garrels

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Hmm, dear Slim, KJ-52 objects to this collaboration.

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You're not really a Fake Christian Artist unless you say you sound like U2.

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10 yo daughter: "This dude is crazy!" She has decided who was who in all the photos - from the top, Faith*RITE's Blaze is the dude staring straight at the camera, and Skylar is the curly-haired happy guy. Burgdorg - definitely the guy on the left and Chad Lin is definitely the "dude with the mic and guitar." The Renewed - "Those peeps are weird." Keller - from the right: David, Dasha, D'Arcy...aaaaand drumroll.....far left is DINKLAGE. She's totally correct; I don't know how I didn't see it before. About this comment: "Hope [ETL] likes it!"

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she is correct, i am crazy

and also correct about the other things

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This is fantastic :)

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Burgdorf & Lin: American dudes trying and failing to sound vaguely Northern English and mainly re-writing lyrics by The Mountain Goats into "Christian versions"

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ouuuuuch

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Keller: I tried to like it but experienced minor trauma when I realized they had plagiarized a Jump5 song. All Jump5 songs, actually

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The drummer for The Renewed is Maisie Kaylee Honeycutt's brother, right?

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The Renewed: Superchick, less chick more .... ok we're not rhyming this one. Superchick + Backstreet's Back All Right - Diklage Keller's garage bags "grunge remix"

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Jan 14, 2024
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sounds like u need to go stand in the rain

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