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Evil Harry's avatar

"Women are like nunchucks: elegant, made of wood and metal chains, and can be twirled at high speeds to destroy attacking assassins".

It's like a veil has been lifted for me, revealing a truth I was too simple to understand.

Thank you.

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Andrew Henriksen's avatar

I know you didn’t MEAN to write anything that made sense, but “people love objects” as a way of describing objectification vs relationship is actually a bar

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Sakari's avatar

🤣😂 thanks for informing me that singleness is a cardinal sin

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James Harmer's avatar

This honestly doesn't feel that different from reading or listening to Emerson Eggerichs.

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Joelle Lewis's avatar

Sadly, so true

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KP's avatar

I have GOT to stop reading these posts at preschool pick up…☠️☠️☠️

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Bill's avatar

You used to have a post on your website called "The CCM Babes 13 year old me planned to marry..." I wish I could find it again! One of the funniest things I've ever read!!!

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Bill's avatar

Thanks! Still as good as it was in 2015 haha!

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Jaimie's avatar

The "we are out of queso" bit 😂😂😂

Nothing clever to say - thanks for the inexorable laughter at the end of a particularly dreadful day for me, MP.

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matthew pierce's avatar

i promise only that the next article will be worse

(hope things got better)

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Joelle Lewis's avatar

Thank you for the reminder about couches: I need to go vacuum mine......

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