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Evil Harry's avatar

"Women are like nunchucks: elegant, made of wood and metal chains, and can be twirled at high speeds to destroy attacking assassins".

It's like a veil has been lifted for me, revealing a truth I was too simple to understand.

Thank you.

Andrew Henriksen's avatar

I know you didn’t MEAN to write anything that made sense, but “people love objects” as a way of describing objectification vs relationship is actually a bar

Sakari's avatar

🤣😂 thanks for informing me that singleness is a cardinal sin

James Harmer's avatar

This honestly doesn't feel that different from reading or listening to Emerson Eggerichs.

KP's avatar

I have GOT to stop reading these posts at preschool pick up…☠️☠️☠️

Bill's avatar

You used to have a post on your website called "The CCM Babes 13 year old me planned to marry..." I wish I could find it again! One of the funniest things I've ever read!!!

Bill's avatar

Thanks! Still as good as it was in 2015 haha!

Jaimie's avatar

The "we are out of queso" bit 😂😂😂

Nothing clever to say - thanks for the inexorable laughter at the end of a particularly dreadful day for me, MP.

matthew pierce's avatar

i promise only that the next article will be worse

(hope things got better)

Joelle Lewis's avatar

Thank you for the reminder about couches: I need to go vacuum mine......