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chris van allsburg's avatar

Only one point of correction: it's "Revelations" with an "s". You're no evangelical thought leader!

JT's avatar

Chris in the original Hebrews, revolutions doesn’t have an S at the end. That is clearly why Matthew omitted it

Alex Katzmarek's avatar

Thank you for making my day. I'm definitely subscribed now

EMP's avatar

I think I read the "homeschooler on the wedding night" line three times before I gasped -- so funny!

Lynn's avatar

Your malaprops are cracking me up. Laughing out loud on my sofa.

NotSoOrdinaryMary's avatar

Please keep this up. I’m dying of laughter!!!

Gabe Christensen's avatar

Some great food for thought here. I haven’t read the Bible for over 6 years and maybe because I subconsciously knew it was unbiblical 🤔

Awry Stoic's avatar

It would seem that many Christians act as if it is within the power of man to turn God' word into pornography, and that not all Scripture is edifying.