The real question is: Which one of these extra wives will be responsible for The Home School Crew's education? Don't say which ever one has Mama Jugs because they are already on blood pressure medicine.
I hate to admit it, but all this was grin-level funny until I got to this line - "Think about it: on average, the typical evangelical woman wants to have sex 2-3 times per day." - and then I started really laughing. Freudian slip from the days of the homeschool crew dreaming of their super horny (stress, life, the guy's lack of personal hygiene being no hindrance to such eros THAT'S GREEK love) Proverbs 31 wife?!
Eh, you may have to reverse engineer that paragraph to understand it, I'm not re-writing it
What is your wife’s general reaction to your articles? Because I always picture her with a deep sigh and shaking her head and probably chuckling at least a little. 😅
The real question is: Which one of these extra wives will be responsible for The Home School Crew's education? Don't say which ever one has Mama Jugs because they are already on blood pressure medicine.
Absolute banger😂
Another banger.
Pun intended.
georgi
I hate to admit it, but all this was grin-level funny until I got to this line - "Think about it: on average, the typical evangelical woman wants to have sex 2-3 times per day." - and then I started really laughing. Freudian slip from the days of the homeschool crew dreaming of their super horny (stress, life, the guy's lack of personal hygiene being no hindrance to such eros THAT'S GREEK love) Proverbs 31 wife?!
Eh, you may have to reverse engineer that paragraph to understand it, I'm not re-writing it
Carl, I can’t feel my legs
☠️🤣
💯that was the best line.
What is your wife’s general reaction to your articles? Because I always picture her with a deep sigh and shaking her head and probably chuckling at least a little. 😅
i will attempt to summon her
her initial reaction is usually to scold me, followed by a deep amazement that so many repressed christians laugh at my jokes
I saw Fourth Hand Dongs at the Warped Tour in '03.
Invaluable advice!
(Wait. Does that word mean what it looks like?)
“Probably the one thing that Christian women like to do is seduce pastors.” Best line ever 🤣🤣🤣
What if your wives are only 5-7 or shorter?
Bonus. Dongs.
Bro. ⚰️
I mean….
https://protestia.com/2025/11/10/protestant-pastor-announces-he-has-two-wives-claims-polygamy-is-biblical/