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Alan's avatar

The real question is: Which one of these extra wives will be responsible for The Home School Crew's education? Don't say which ever one has Mama Jugs because they are already on blood pressure medicine.

SB's avatar

Absolute banger😂

Georgi Boorman's avatar

Another banger.

Pun intended.

Jaimie's avatar

I hate to admit it, but all this was grin-level funny until I got to this line - "Think about it: on average, the typical evangelical woman wants to have sex 2-3 times per day." - and then I started really laughing. Freudian slip from the days of the homeschool crew dreaming of their super horny (stress, life, the guy's lack of personal hygiene being no hindrance to such eros THAT'S GREEK love) Proverbs 31 wife?!

Eh, you may have to reverse engineer that paragraph to understand it, I'm not re-writing it

Holly Vanessa Vanderbush's avatar

Carl, I can’t feel my legs

☠️🤣

Matthew Booker's avatar

💯that was the best line.

Laura in Ohio's avatar

What is your wife’s general reaction to your articles? Because I always picture her with a deep sigh and shaking her head and probably chuckling at least a little. 😅

matthew pierce's avatar

i will attempt to summon her

her initial reaction is usually to scold me, followed by a deep amazement that so many repressed christians laugh at my jokes

Rob's avatar

I saw Fourth Hand Dongs at the Warped Tour in '03.

Kelly Alvin Madden's avatar

Invaluable advice!

(Wait. Does that word mean what it looks like?)

Joy LaPrade's avatar

“Probably the one thing that Christian women like to do is seduce pastors.” Best line ever 🤣🤣🤣

Clint Wrede's avatar

What if your wives are only 5-7 or shorter?

Laura Murphy's avatar

Bonus. Dongs.

Bro. ⚰️