Whenever there is a scandal in the church, there are always two victims: the thought leader, and his brand. Actually, that’s horribly insensitive. This is 2022. Sometimes the thought leader is a lady! So that should read “his or her brand.” Note: have my team edit this later
"...as an evangelical thought leader, I am much too important to think my own thoughts. That’s why I have a team, who come up with my thoughts and then put them into social media posts and books."
You are incredible! I rarely read the emails I sign up for, but your posts get me every time.
Your best yet.
Going to the dentist will never be the same . . .
When I hit that last line, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. I guess I'd have to sue if I really fell.
I can’t read your newsletter without shrieking and sending it to everyone I know.
Bro these lines are so boss:
"think about chests while everyone else thinks about checkers"
"deeply insecure affirmation whore"
"The exact moment I realized this was when we were totally nude in a hotel room that I had booked under a false name."
Your legacy: Every time someone uses the chess/checkers metaphor I will think of you, Matthew Pierce. Every. Time. Giggle. To. Self.
"...as an evangelical thought leader, I am much too important to think my own thoughts. That’s why I have a team, who come up with my thoughts and then put them into social media posts and books."
You have NO IDEA how accurate this is.
Every time I read your posts I laugh so hard I wake up my baby. Every damn time. Please publish a book!