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You are incredible! I rarely read the emails I sign up for, but your posts get me every time.

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Your best yet.

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Going to the dentist will never be the same . . .

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When I hit that last line, I nearly fell off my chair laughing. I guess I'd have to sue if I really fell.

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I can’t read your newsletter without shrieking and sending it to everyone I know.

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same

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Bro these lines are so boss:

"think about chests while everyone else thinks about checkers"

"deeply insecure affirmation whore"

"The exact moment I realized this was when we were totally nude in a hotel room that I had booked under a false name."

Your legacy: Every time someone uses the chess/checkers metaphor I will think of you, Matthew Pierce. Every. Time. Giggle. To. Self.

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"...as an evangelical thought leader, I am much too important to think my own thoughts. That’s why I have a team, who come up with my thoughts and then put them into social media posts and books."

You have NO IDEA how accurate this is.

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Every time I read your posts I laugh so hard I wake up my baby. Every damn time. Please publish a book!

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He has! And it's excellent. https://amzn.to/38DfRSr

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Whaaaat! I had no idea! I’ve never clicked “place order” so fast. This made my day!

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