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Consider this comment my preemptive endorsement

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Mar 11, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

Oh wow. You are my people. I will stay here. Thanks Phil Vischer, for guiding me here.

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the jokes are only going to get worse

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Mar 5, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

This is stupendous, the take to take all takes

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Mar 5, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

Is "jizz" a Greek word?

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Mar 5, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

Absolutely. The fact that you have to ask shows just how much you need an evangelical thought leader to follow.

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This article feels about 70% sinful which is right on the borderline, isn't it?

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that's where my brand is, baby

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Oh my! Seeing as I missed the 24-hour window to view the entirety of this debacle, I'm currently considering this the best book report so far. A+

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