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Timothy Nisly's avatar

Consider this comment my preemptive endorsement

Entwifebeth's avatar

Oh wow. You are my people. I will stay here. Thanks Phil Vischer, for guiding me here.

matthew pierce's avatar

the jokes are only going to get worse

SB's avatar

This is stupendous, the take to take all takes

Clint Wrede's avatar

Is "jizz" a Greek word?

Joel's avatar

Absolutely. The fact that you have to ask shows just how much you need an evangelical thought leader to follow.

Warren Throckmorton's avatar

This article feels about 70% sinful which is right on the borderline, isn't it?

matthew pierce's avatar

that's where my brand is, baby

Beth Rossiter's avatar

Oh my! Seeing as I missed the 24-hour window to view the entirety of this debacle, I'm currently considering this the best book report so far. A+