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Jun 16Liked by matthew pierce

"COVENANT THIGHS." I am dying here...

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You know who else was blinded? Han Solo after being frozen in carbonite. Could Solo and Paul be the same????

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Jun 17Liked by matthew pierce

Yes, definitely Sydney Sweeney for the lead. "Make honking noises…."

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reporting this comment to your youth pastor

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Jun 20Liked by matthew pierce

The BBQ solution is nothing short of brilliant; I'm 99% certain that will actually work. Maybe the SBC will finally stop arguing about the NBA - AGh, about NDAs - once you submit this baby to whoever is currently in charge (is it Dobson?)...

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