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Laura Murphy's avatar

"falling all over ourselves like someone is ringing the dinner triangle at Moron Ranch" - thank you, thank you. Also, wieners as bookmarks.

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Liz Prather's avatar

Your best work yet

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Joy LaPrade's avatar

Fantastic 😂

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Anna Grist's avatar

"Meanwhile, the original beard guy looks at all the angry replies and is like “I no longer know the difference between attention and affection; this will do just fine.” "

I cannot. Perfection. I scared my cat guffawing.

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matthew pierce's avatar

i no longer understand the difference between praise and criticism, so...uh... glad u liked it or sorry or whatever

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Tom Becker's avatar

😭

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Terry's avatar

When you wrote 'read books nude', I thought you were asking whether women should remove the book's dust jacket before reading . . .

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Bridget Collins's avatar

Probably because he needs a beard and doesn't want to admit it.

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Clint Wrede's avatar

It's always the beard guy.

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