Every once in a while, a Christian guy with a beard pulls out his phone and is like “I desperately need people to pay attention to me, so I can feel something,” and he posts something ludicrous.
"Meanwhile, the original beard guy looks at all the angry replies and is like “I no longer know the difference between attention and affection; this will do just fine.” "
"falling all over ourselves like someone is ringing the dinner triangle at Moron Ranch" - thank you, thank you. Also, wieners as bookmarks.
Your best work yet
Fantastic 😂
"Meanwhile, the original beard guy looks at all the angry replies and is like “I no longer know the difference between attention and affection; this will do just fine.” "
I cannot. Perfection. I scared my cat guffawing.
i no longer understand the difference between praise and criticism, so...uh... glad u liked it or sorry or whatever
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When you wrote 'read books nude', I thought you were asking whether women should remove the book's dust jacket before reading . . .
Probably because he needs a beard and doesn't want to admit it.
It's always the beard guy.