Probably the most dangerous thing for Christian men is to see things, because this makes us sin. My youth pastor says men are visual. This means that whenever a man sees a woman, he thinks “that lady has bosoms, I wish I could do a sex right now.” Also, when a man sees something that is
I got in trouble once for having shoulders in church, so now sometimes when its warm outside I wear my calves and ankles to church as well as my shoulders. Now at my chruch, whenever I walk in, all of the men's faces melt off like that nazi's face at the end of Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark.
As a woman with breasts and a butt, I hate to tell ya. I also have a VA Jay Jay. Distressing I know. Slippery slope be damned, I didn't even ask for it, my lady parts were granted by, I believe, the Creator, no?
OMG i started off thinking that this was a real Conservatives think piece. I am so glad I was correct. I have ben trying to get my church to pay for Bre#$t reductions and rear end reductions for years Thankyou for this, I will take this to my mens group tonight.
Should Christian Women Be Allowed to Have Butts?
This is writing genius.
I have not laughed so hard at anything on the internet for a very long time. This did my soul so much good today!
I got in trouble once for having shoulders in church, so now sometimes when its warm outside I wear my calves and ankles to church as well as my shoulders. Now at my chruch, whenever I walk in, all of the men's faces melt off like that nazi's face at the end of Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark.
I can't wait for the people that don't understand satire to take this seriously
As a woman with breasts and a butt, I hate to tell ya. I also have a VA Jay Jay. Distressing I know. Slippery slope be damned, I didn't even ask for it, my lady parts were granted by, I believe, the Creator, no?
As someone who was bludgeoned by and internalized the stumbling block message from a very tender age, I love this.
This is one of the funniest things I think I have EVER read in my entire life.
OMG i started off thinking that this was a real Conservatives think piece. I am so glad I was correct. I have ben trying to get my church to pay for Bre#$t reductions and rear end reductions for years Thankyou for this, I will take this to my mens group tonight.
12 epistles! Lol. Balaam rode an ass so hard.. Go to the Greek!
Thank you so much for sharing your brilliant mind with us!! 😊
This is the kind of humor that one can appreciate only if they've actually read their bibles! I love it!
Oh Matthew Pierce. How I have missed thee
I looked at a peach this morning, visually, and wanted to have a sex so bad!
Matthew, between your piece and the troll, Randy, with the ensuing comments, I have been giggling all day. Genius writing
This cracked my Christian lady heart right up. I laughed all the way down to my butt!
Made the mistake of reading this during a meeting. Thank goodness I was on mute. Hilarious.
This is the best thing I have read in a very long while! Thank you!