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This is writing genius.

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May 11, 2022Liked by matthew pierce

I have not laughed so hard at anything on the internet for a very long time. This did my soul so much good today!

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May 12, 2022·edited May 12, 2022

I got in trouble once for having shoulders in church, so now sometimes when its warm outside I wear my calves and ankles to church as well as my shoulders. Now at my chruch, whenever I walk in, all of the men's faces melt off like that nazi's face at the end of Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark.

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I can't wait for the people that don't understand satire to take this seriously

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As a woman with breasts and a butt, I hate to tell ya. I also have a VA Jay Jay. Distressing I know. Slippery slope be damned, I didn't even ask for it, my lady parts were granted by, I believe, the Creator, no?

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As someone who was bludgeoned by and internalized the stumbling block message from a very tender age, I love this.

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Jun 22, 2022Liked by matthew pierce

This is one of the funniest things I think I have EVER read in my entire life.

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OMG i started off thinking that this was a real Conservatives think piece. I am so glad I was correct. I have ben trying to get my church to pay for Bre#$t reductions and rear end reductions for years Thankyou for this, I will take this to my mens group tonight.

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Jan 21Liked by matthew pierce

12 epistles! Lol. Balaam rode an ass so hard.. Go to the Greek!

Thank you so much for sharing your brilliant mind with us!! 😊

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Aug 3, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

This is the kind of humor that one can appreciate only if they've actually read their bibles! I love it!

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Mar 20, 2023Liked by matthew pierce

Oh Matthew Pierce. How I have missed thee

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I looked at a peach this morning, visually, and wanted to have a sex so bad!

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Matthew, between your piece and the troll, Randy, with the ensuing comments, I have been giggling all day. Genius writing

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This cracked my Christian lady heart right up. I laughed all the way down to my butt!

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Made the mistake of reading this during a meeting. Thank goodness I was on mute. Hilarious.

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This is the best thing I have read in a very long while! Thank you!

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