Probably the worst sin that a Christian woman can do is when she makes a man sin. This is because it is a double sin: when a man wants to do a sin, he must always do it on his own, a woman is not allowed to lead him, this is called complimentarianism.
So many lexicons get crossed this way when not enough legs have been! That's called muddling the mixers, which is something else the Romans invented, because they come from the Latin, which is why no Christian should ever listen to Shakira when it was Barbara Striesand who wanted Inigo Montoya to know she had breasts. He hated waiting since he wasn't a crockpot.
I’ve long contended to my wife that my holiness is in direct correlation to the frequency with which I can see her breasts. She hasn’t come all the way around yet, but she will get there as she gets holier.
Isn't the goal to be holy all the time? Your wife needs to get the memo! And you potentially need to move to where state laws allow holiness for women as well as men
I choked because I laughed so hard. So awfully close to the actual freaking nonsense we were taught. Thanks for making me laugh about it and also maybe want to break a plate… or maybe a crock pot! 😅😆🙃
Christians are wise to question anything that ends with -age which denotes the filling of something: Cleavage (of course), sewerage, silage, and sausage. Stop visualizing.
Playing devil’s advocate = 🚫
Playing devil’s aggregate = ✅
So many lexicons get crossed this way when not enough legs have been! That's called muddling the mixers, which is something else the Romans invented, because they come from the Latin, which is why no Christian should ever listen to Shakira when it was Barbara Striesand who wanted Inigo Montoya to know she had breasts. He hated waiting since he wasn't a crockpot.
this is too much truth stephanie, u will be canceled for this
Please understand that all truth is the fault of my breasts.
sounds like u just came up with the title of your bestseller imo
I’ve long contended to my wife that my holiness is in direct correlation to the frequency with which I can see her breasts. She hasn’t come all the way around yet, but she will get there as she gets holier.
Isn't the goal to be holy all the time? Your wife needs to get the memo! And you potentially need to move to where state laws allow holiness for women as well as men
I choked because I laughed so hard. So awfully close to the actual freaking nonsense we were taught. Thanks for making me laugh about it and also maybe want to break a plate… or maybe a crock pot! 😅😆🙃
i think u are allowed to break plates as long as u have a cami on underneath
Oh good! So relieved to know I won’t be causing anyone to stumble over the shards of glass in my cleavage.
This is brilliant. My favorite so far!
This...is...just....perfect! Thank you. Lol
Scheduling bewb removal surgery because Jesus said if your appendage makes sin cut it off. Thank u for engaging the culture so boldly.
very dangerous imo, could make the doctor stumble
It makes you think indeed.
Christians are wise to question anything that ends with -age which denotes the filling of something: Cleavage (of course), sewerage, silage, and sausage. Stop visualizing.
Let's maybe not mix drugs and alcohol next time.
i only get high on Jesus ruth
Ain’t no high like the Most High
On a more serious note, one starts to wonder how many of these Evangelical Thought Leaders are just ChatGBT in a false beard + designer sportscoat.
Is this article for real or a joke?
Covering all the way = too sexy. Covering part way = even more too sexy. I see where you're going with this...
“Gaslighting is a form of privilege”?
“If you eye offends you, it’s because there’s wood in there…”?
Have you actually READ the scriptures???
This entire article is so far off & is absurd.
Jesus said, “if your eye offends you, pluck it out!” and, “why do you pick at the splinter in your brother’s eye when there is a log in your own?”
There is NOTHING about “wood” equating to erections.
I’ve never read anything so ridiculous.
🤣🤣🤣
That is literally the point
It sure do.