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Amber Benson's avatar

This is clearly the solution to the impending UMC split. Will bring this up at General Conference.

Terry's avatar

We have similar issues here in the UK; but instead of it being about atomic bombs, it's about cups of tea.

Holly Berkley Fletcher's avatar

I mean, evangelism would be easier. Like you could save an entire town by threatening to wipe it off the face of the earth. Mission boards should consider.

Clint Wrede's avatar

Fallacy or phallusy?

RuthM's avatar

The grammatical errors in this are driving me insane.

Tim L's avatar

Don't question an Evangelical Thought Leader. He has porpoises for what he writes.