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'In one (1) metric gallon of water'

I found this particular line far funnier than I should have. Genius!

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This is well reasoned. But you know that the Southern Baptists are going to insist on using Cheerwine

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Don't forget that Jesus *commanded* that we use Mountain Dew in baptisms and communion when he said "Do the Dew in remembrance of me."

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when love ran code red

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Oh Matthew, Matthew, Matthew......Such profound theology and then you slip up:

'This is what the Bible calls being a good Stewart, which if you go to the Greek, comes from the story of Joseph, who got sold into slavery because he traded some stew for his brother’s birthmark, also there was a coat.'

It was called 'Stewart' because Joseph traded stew and the coat had long sleeves of many colours and was a work of art. You really need to join up your thinking more completely.

At this rate when the Rupture comes you'll be left in hospital whilst others are taken. Just saying....

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That Paul could sure turn a phase.

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OMGosh this is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 “As Paul wrote in Proverbs”🤣🤣🤣

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weird how i don't get invited to more seminaries to lecture

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You could put the Matthew Pierce Study Bible next to McArthur’s in the Lifeway😂

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