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Jun 13, 2022Liked by matthew pierce

"My mom tore that page out of my anatomy text book when I was homeschooled" Yep! I can so relate to someone who used to be "that girl". This is brilliant.

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Jun 13, 2022Liked by matthew pierce

I've noticed a trend: Your Substack is where Christian clichés are identified, exposed, ridiculed, and (hopefully) die all in one essay.

Brilliant. You go, King!

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"You have a window here: they are at Hobby Lobby for now, but soon they will get really into deconstruction podcasts, then they will be angry for five years and get a tattoo, then they will have kids and occasionally vote for a Republican candidate who reminds them of their father, even though they would never admit this." — this...this could not be more spot on. My God.

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Go, king.

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Where do you go when you are a Reformed Baptist??

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You forgot to mention all the women reading Brave at Heart in the Christian book store.

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Any Christian women here who want to be corrupted and deconverted and wedded? ;)

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