Recently, I realized that I needed an organic-sounding introduction to an article, so I made up an imaginary person who would ask me the following question: Matthew, do you play video games?
"But what happens when the Tomb Raiders break into Jesus’ tomb? You know what they won’t find in there? Jesus. Boom. Your move, atheists; we just Josh McDowelled your ass."
"The first four words of this game sound like a youth group . . ."
These two observations have made my day . . . and it's only 7.44 in the morning here in the UK!
shocked and appalled to discover this! my team added in all the pictures after i wrote the article; it was my understanding that lara croft was a middle aged academic woman in a pantsuit
I think your career is pretty much over at this point. Oh wait you are a white male, so just get up in front of a church and tell them Jesus has been teaching you about grace and you're all good to go.
"But what happens when the Tomb Raiders break into Jesus’ tomb? You know what they won’t find in there? Jesus. Boom. Your move, atheists; we just Josh McDowelled your ass."
"The first four words of this game sound like a youth group . . ."
These two observations have made my day . . . and it's only 7.44 in the morning here in the UK!
Where did Lara Croft get those fawns, amirite?
Tomb Raider, or as I call it, Hobby Lobby.
i am calling voice of the martyrs over this joke
Way to just completely overlook that lara croft wears leggings. And has boobs. Unbelievably poor judgement on your part.
shocked and appalled to discover this! my team added in all the pictures after i wrote the article; it was my understanding that lara croft was a middle aged academic woman in a pantsuit
I think your career is pretty much over at this point. Oh wait you are a white male, so just get up in front of a church and tell them Jesus has been teaching you about grace and you're all good to go.
this is a teaching moment for us all
I can’t find a button to get me off your list so: TAKE ME OFF YOUR LIST. I don’t play video games, and I do not care if they are “safe for Christians”
u did not say please, mark
Idk if Dead or Alive: Xtreme Beach Volleyball is "safe" content for christians.
Bob Smietana! *snorts tea*