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This trainwreck of linguistics alone is just šŸ‘ŒšŸ¼, another absolute banger. I whooped aloud at the title alone and almost spilled coffee.

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you would think that writing stupid would come naturally to me, but it is strangely exhausting

it's like repeatedly punching yourself in the face and trying to write an essay

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If nothing else, this should give you a lot to commiserate over with ol' Clive someday.

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I resemble that remark about Presbyterians, and I'm only 128 years old.

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I am at a loss for words. Bryson and I are gonna have a long talk later. Youā€™ve convinced me. Unsubscribed.

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The Liturgy of Flannelgraph would be a great CCM band name.

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Perhaps more of a band from the tooth and nail label...

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Uh oh, did Andrew get mad at you because your brand's banner ads kept interrupting the porno?

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Well done.

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The unrelenting and disciplined focus on yourself and your needs is inspiring! šŸ˜‚

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We need a piece on the spiritual trauma of potlucks. People have suffered long enough!!

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