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Anna Grist's avatar

This trainwreck of linguistics alone is just 👌🏼, another absolute banger. I whooped aloud at the title alone and almost spilled coffee.

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matthew pierce's avatar

you would think that writing stupid would come naturally to me, but it is strangely exhausting

it's like repeatedly punching yourself in the face and trying to write an essay

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Stephanie Gail Eagleson's avatar

If nothing else, this should give you a lot to commiserate over with ol' Clive someday.

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Tom Becker's avatar

I resemble that remark about Presbyterians, and I'm only 128 years old.

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Andrew Cook's avatar

I am at a loss for words. Bryson and I are gonna have a long talk later. You’ve convinced me. Unsubscribed.

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Clint Wrede's avatar

The Liturgy of Flannelgraph would be a great CCM band name.

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Justin Allison's avatar

Perhaps more of a band from the tooth and nail label...

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Stephanie Gail Eagleson's avatar

Uh oh, did Andrew get mad at you because your brand's banner ads kept interrupting the porno?

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Adam Burdeshaw's avatar

Well done.

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Chad's avatar

The unrelenting and disciplined focus on yourself and your needs is inspiring! 😂

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Emily Hess's avatar

We need a piece on the spiritual trauma of potlucks. People have suffered long enough!!

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