My husband has a beard and now I know why I hate his facial hair: it's not A Theology Beard™! Obviously this means he needs to shave it, repent, and try again. How am I supposed to submit to his leadership if his beard isn't pointing the way?!
"Maybe if you had a Theology Beard, you could do theology the way it was meant to be done: online." This is what held back the Church Fathers, no internet.
That beard might be the best thing that you've ever done for your brand! Now we have the phrase "hermeneutic nirvana," as well as this timeless quote that not only encapsulates the posture of many an etl (lowercase! I don't dare compare them to YOUR brand, ETL) that I've been acquainted with, but also rings with holy pulchritude:
"Huzzah, I whisper, as I reach through the looking glass and caress Wisdom’s supple cheek."
The Beard reveals itself only to the worthy. The unworthy see only a gotee and are stuck in the nineties, when there was no internet for men to do daring feats of theological warfare. Can I see the beard? No, I just see emotions.
gabba goo goo wah wah (by which I mean: great article, this made me laugh)
thank u for the translation mckinley
😅 This is some of your best work!
Hahahahaha 😂🤣
Exuberant… literal LOLs
"Bouncing and Clanging" would be a good name for a Praise Band.
So I need to grow a theology beard. 🧔🏽♀️
their beards all look like that, don't they
Brilliant, absolutely brilliant.
Bravo! 👏
My husband has a beard and now I know why I hate his facial hair: it's not A Theology Beard™! Obviously this means he needs to shave it, repent, and try again. How am I supposed to submit to his leadership if his beard isn't pointing the way?!
"Maybe if you had a Theology Beard, you could do theology the way it was meant to be done: online." This is what held back the Church Fathers, no internet.
Brilliant! 👏👏👏
That beard might be the best thing that you've ever done for your brand! Now we have the phrase "hermeneutic nirvana," as well as this timeless quote that not only encapsulates the posture of many an etl (lowercase! I don't dare compare them to YOUR brand, ETL) that I've been acquainted with, but also rings with holy pulchritude:
"Huzzah, I whisper, as I reach through the looking glass and caress Wisdom’s supple cheek."
pulchritude is fancy baby talk, jaimie
The Beard reveals itself only to the worthy. The unworthy see only a gotee and are stuck in the nineties, when there was no internet for men to do daring feats of theological warfare. Can I see the beard? No, I just see emotions.
I see you've been listening to CrossPolitic again, Matthew.
This was amazing.
I just need to know if a Theology Beard helps with doing the sex? And what would your Youth Pastor say about that? Did he even HAVE a Theology Beard?
My theology beard is tingling now…