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Hahahahaha 😂🤣

Exuberant… literal LOLs

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😅 This is some of your best work!

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gabba goo goo wah wah (by which I mean: great article, this made me laugh)

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thank u for the translation mckinley

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Bravo! 👏

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"Bouncing and Clanging" would be a good name for a Praise Band.

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So I need to grow a theology beard. 🧔🏽‍♀️

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The Beard reveals itself only to the worthy. The unworthy see only a gotee and are stuck in the nineties, when there was no internet for men to do daring feats of theological warfare. Can I see the beard? No, I just see emotions.

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Brilliant! 👏👏👏

That beard might be the best thing that you've ever done for your brand! Now we have the phrase "hermeneutic nirvana," as well as this timeless quote that not only encapsulates the posture of many an etl (lowercase! I don't dare compare them to YOUR brand, ETL) that I've been acquainted with, but also rings with holy pulchritude:

"Huzzah, I whisper, as I reach through the looking glass and caress Wisdom’s supple cheek."

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pulchritude is fancy baby talk, jaimie

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I see you've been listening to CrossPolitic again, Matthew.

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They just keep getting better and DEEPER

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that's what she prayed

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Mic drop

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