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Liz Snell's avatar

As a Canadian I don’t understand why no one is talking about the word Republican. Publicans own pubs and if you go to the Greek, publicans are hanging out with sinners. Why do people want to be re-publican? Did Biden take away the pubs? Do Republicans want to hang out with more sinners at pubs to engage the culture? A little clarity would help the brand.

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matthew pierce's avatar

i accept this feedback

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Chad's avatar

I so fondly remember the tribal boobies. I tried to get my wife to recreate a scene from one of the photos. She wouldn’t buy it.

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Anna Williams's avatar

Let me know when Fascist Babies comes to town, I’d love to go to one of their shows. It’s so hard to find good entertainment these days that will affirm everything I already know to be true.

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Jaimie's avatar

"Christians are having trouble with this."

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What we need to do to vet candidates is ask do you like switchfoot y/n

It worked on gav an article or two ago

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matthew pierce's avatar

it really did. my man wasn't there to cause trouble after all. just needed someone to talk music with

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Jaimie's avatar

This is why you are an etl

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Sarah D.'s avatar

Rookie move for Josiah to stop at the NatGeo subscription. Expert level would have been to convince his parents their family should go live as missionaries in one of the tribal areas depicted in the NatGeo magazines.

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matthew pierce's avatar

indeed. although we are not sure what josiah would do if he encountered bare bosoms in the wild. feels like spontaneous combustion would be a real possibility

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Sarah D.'s avatar

Some call it spontaneous combustion, others call it fire from heaven, who can say what’s correct? In either case, sounds biblical to me🤷🏼‍♀️

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Stephanie Gail Eagleson's avatar

Ahh, that ubiquitous name Veritas covers a multitude of wins, doesn't it? At least in the propaganda department. Clearly both candidates should adopt it as their surname; then we'll all be correct no matter who we vote for.

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Jonathan King's avatar

It will come down to the votes. Except when it doesn't.

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Edward A. Hoarfrost's avatar

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I thought we weren't going to talk about the National Geographic saga again!

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matthew pierce's avatar

people need to know the truth

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Sarah's avatar

I loved Fascist Babies’ heavy metal cover of ‘America You’re Freaking Me Out’

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Alan's avatar

Fascist Babies was a pretty good band until they decided to go all commercial.

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Adam Burdeshaw's avatar

That Apostle Peter quote was perfectly placed. I can only hope I become all things to no one... one day.

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Cap Stewart's avatar

If I choose to abstain from voting (for the wrong person), does that mean I have actually voted for the right person?

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matthew pierce's avatar

yes but u should still feel guilty

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Cap Stewart's avatar

Guilt is a given!

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