Probably the most important theological question that people have is if I don’t come in, does it still count as a sin? The second question is very similar: will my pet go to heaven when he dies? For the second question, let’s go to the Greek. One thing that God is always saying in the various verses and whatnot is
"Humping at the Rainbow Bridge" should be the title of one of those R-rated romance novels, not that I know they exist.
Just here to acknowledge the beauty of that footnote - well done indeed