I started LOL-ing (if this is still a thing) at the list of Christian books on the market, especially at 'I am a beautiful woman in a wide-brimmed hat', and kept going... Love this liturgical word salad of hot takes!
Let's be real, Brayden's the star. Braxton's just there for the bubble gum and superfluous wrist bands. Either way, it's worth the $20k/year I'm paying for each of them, so Brayden can get a $8k scholarship in 10 years.
I started LOL-ing (if this is still a thing) at the list of Christian books on the market, especially at 'I am a beautiful woman in a wide-brimmed hat', and kept going... Love this liturgical word salad of hot takes!
Oh, Braxton and Brayden
I once went to a homeschool conference full of women in wide-brimmed hats and I have never felt more conspicuous being hatless in my life.
my youth pastor warned me about worldly girls like u, smh
Clever.
Whatever compelled you to write this, follow that prompting. It was a Lit Urge.
You forgot about the other twins, Brinkley and Bisquick, who are on the synchronized swimming travel team.
This is eight paragraphs or something like that and I laughed out loud at least five times.
i shall try harder next time sir/ma’am
😭😭😭bro I’m dying
Brilliant! This might be my favorite piece of yours, ever, and I’m a fan of them all.
I just stumbled across this Substack a few days ago. You have a gift! Why is “What if Bible True?”so funny to me?😆
Needed this.
Even the secular world recognizes the need for Liturgy in these troubling times, that’s why Fantano gave their last album a nine point something grade
This is so incredibly funny I don’t know what to do with myself.
the next one will be even worse
Let's be real, Brayden's the star. Braxton's just there for the bubble gum and superfluous wrist bands. Either way, it's worth the $20k/year I'm paying for each of them, so Brayden can get a $8k scholarship in 10 years.
deep cut. respect
"Because Liturgy" would be a good title for a book.
I'm glad you listed, in bullet points, the five Christian book recipes that are published now. Someone needed to raise awareness.
we used to give book deals to stars of duck dynasty in this country
Is that the rare out-of-production Precious Moments Magic Eight Ball you are talking about? Always wanted one of those.