Probably the one thing that Christian women like is when Christian men tell them what to wear. This is because Christian men are visual, because we have eyes. Anyway, this is why I am always going up to women at church and telling them “good job, your outfit does not make me want to, you know,” and I make a little hand motion that looks like this, where the one finger is the boy private and the other fingers are the girl private. This is called being respectful to women, because I don’t say “sex.”
Can we wear a regular swimsuit if we aren't at all hot? Oh right, I forgot, we HAVE to be smokin hot like the Bible commands in that verse about the lukewarm women being spit out.
2023 Summer Swimsuit Guide for Christian Women
Oh, so that's what Lampshades on Fire is all about! Been listening to that gal CCM band Modest Church Mouse and never put two & two together.
Keds
Can we wear a regular swimsuit if we aren't at all hot? Oh right, I forgot, we HAVE to be smokin hot like the Bible commands in that verse about the lukewarm women being spit out.