Probably the most important part of being a Christian husband is to have a wife who is young and hot at all times. When your wife is hot, it makes people think “that guy must be doing something right,” and then they envy you, which is a sin, and whenever other people sin, it makes you look holier.
misread this article and ended up spending $1500 on taekwondo classes 🤦🏻♂️ i’m not even able to fight off my wife’s acquaintances much less her FRIENDS ugh
We know (thanks to the original Karate Kid movie) that kara te means empty hand...I bet we could find that phrase in the Message Bible or some such, so it's totally not proof texting to say that karate was invented not but whatever country says they invented it but by Greek people I surmise
“whenever you are fighting an old person in a wheelchair, you can offer to sit down to make the fight fair, but be careful, because sometimes they have lasers or grappling hooks built into their wheelchair. Trust me.”
I needed this laugh! Well, WE needed this laugh and I think it’s time for us to practice some more karate and explore all of our unfilled dreams. Thank you for the reminder.
misread this article and ended up spending $1500 on taekwondo classes 🤦🏻♂️ i’m not even able to fight off my wife’s acquaintances much less her FRIENDS ugh
Read this out loud to my husband this morning. He says, "Brilliant" and also "HAH."
LOL’d at #5!
We know (thanks to the original Karate Kid movie) that kara te means empty hand...I bet we could find that phrase in the Message Bible or some such, so it's totally not proof texting to say that karate was invented not but whatever country says they invented it but by Greek people I surmise
Karate is nowhere in the Bible. But stoning and beating people with rods is. Just saying
“whenever you are fighting an old person in a wheelchair, you can offer to sit down to make the fight fair, but be careful, because sometimes they have lasers or grappling hooks built into their wheelchair. Trust me.”
Thank you!
I can’t trust this list because there wasn’t any advice from your youth pastor in it.
Wifes also can be hot from practicing Karate.
I needed this laugh! Well, WE needed this laugh and I think it’s time for us to practice some more karate and explore all of our unfilled dreams. Thank you for the reminder.