misread this article and ended up spending $1500 on taekwondo classes 🤦🏻♂️ i’m not even able to fight off my wife’s acquaintances much less her FRIENDS ugh
We know (thanks to the original Karate Kid movie) that kara te means empty hand...I bet we could find that phrase in the Message Bible or some such, so it's totally not proof texting to say that karate was invented not but whatever country says they invented it but by Greek people I surmise
“whenever you are fighting an old person in a wheelchair, you can offer to sit down to make the fight fair, but be careful, because sometimes they have lasers or grappling hooks built into their wheelchair. Trust me.”
I needed this laugh! Well, WE needed this laugh and I think it’s time for us to practice some more karate and explore all of our unfilled dreams. Thank you for the reminder.
Read this out loud to my husband this morning. He says, "Brilliant" and also "HAH."
misread this article and ended up spending $1500 on taekwondo classes 🤦🏻♂️ i’m not even able to fight off my wife’s acquaintances much less her FRIENDS ugh
At Empathy I really thought you were going to get real and I was immediately proven wrong😂 sending this to my husband
The Franklin Graham rule😂
LOL’d at #5!
We know (thanks to the original Karate Kid movie) that kara te means empty hand...I bet we could find that phrase in the Message Bible or some such, so it's totally not proof texting to say that karate was invented not but whatever country says they invented it but by Greek people I surmise
makes u think
Karate is nowhere in the Bible. But stoning and beating people with rods is. Just saying
“whenever you are fighting an old person in a wheelchair, you can offer to sit down to make the fight fair, but be careful, because sometimes they have lasers or grappling hooks built into their wheelchair. Trust me.”
Thank you!
I can’t trust this list because there wasn’t any advice from your youth pastor in it.
he's on a paintball retreat
" they might accidentally do an intercourse"🤣
Wifes also can be hot from practicing Karate.
I needed this laugh! Well, WE needed this laugh and I think it’s time for us to practice some more karate and explore all of our unfilled dreams. Thank you for the reminder.