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I read this at lunch at work and had to try so hard not to laugh at the parable of five loans and two fish!

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Aug 5Liked by matthew pierce

Most people don't realize that Occam was a bearded fellow who never used his razor, which gave rise to the phrase "unOccampanied minors."

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clint

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Aug 7Liked by matthew pierce

mister, Olympics is the time of year when no way we can make fun of bases, stolen or fairly attained, on females or otherwise. request to tone down wiener discussion, too, all of them. offensive in plenty senses.

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fewer wiener jokes?

request denied, sir

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sir ur a menace !!!

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This is the kind of hard hitting journalism Big Eva is desperate for. But also, I haven’t seen u or ur team not stealing jewels with the Rev Graham, which means ur probably in on it too. Makes u think.

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can neither confirm or deny

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My first thought was “ ummm-Billy Graham died in 2018”. And you never mentioned that fact. And then I read your whole article. I enjoyed the twists and turns. Great example

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but SEO is more effective in a Venn diagram, and a cord with THREE strands is not easily broken, so Kamala or Donald must be lending campaign donations to these ninja jewel-thief children, eh? that's right, innit?

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you have become too powerful. time to initiate the billy graham rule

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😆

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Billy Graham, Kung-foo assassin. Yes.

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