Folks, Christians are talking about modesty again.
Is it wrong if I want all endings? Feels like something my youth pastor warned me about.
Blue ending. I laughed my butt off at the Calvinist robot line too!
Orange ending !
This is awesome😂 I got purple ending!
BLUE, ALL THE WAY. Favorite howler: "BE MERCIFUL; I AM A CALVINIST ROBOT, I DO NOT HAVE FREE WILL.”
Also, why can't the last option be Clone HH? Anyway, Chase has been blinded like the entire shebang
by the time i got to clone HH, my brain was 1000% fried
That's totally fair...It did cross my mind how long this must've taken. Quite the magnum opus.
Every single ending is epic. Aside from the hidden Secret Ending, that one's just ok. Needs more Hugh Hefner.
ugh yet again there are women in my mentions clamoring for more hugh hefner
I love this - choosing the Newsboys was wild!
I got the blue ending and then read it to my wife and she chose the blue ending too! Wuv!! 😂😂😂 I'm a Calvinist Robot!!!!
I couldn't agree more.
Thank you, Matthew, for this uproarious piece. I was thoroughly amused.
more christian thinkers need to be writing about cleavage and nunchucks and clones imo
Blue ending! This is insane. I love it. I’m going back for the rest.
you chose well, i guess?
Is it wrong if I want all endings? Feels like something my youth pastor warned me about.
Blue ending. I laughed my butt off at the Calvinist robot line too!
Orange ending !
This is awesome😂 I got purple ending!
BLUE, ALL THE WAY. Favorite howler: "BE MERCIFUL; I AM A CALVINIST ROBOT, I DO NOT HAVE FREE WILL.”
Also, why can't the last option be Clone HH? Anyway, Chase has been blinded like the entire shebang
by the time i got to clone HH, my brain was 1000% fried
That's totally fair...It did cross my mind how long this must've taken. Quite the magnum opus.
Every single ending is epic. Aside from the hidden Secret Ending, that one's just ok. Needs more Hugh Hefner.
ugh yet again there are women in my mentions clamoring for more hugh hefner
I love this - choosing the Newsboys was wild!
I got the blue ending and then read it to my wife and she chose the blue ending too! Wuv!! 😂😂😂 I'm a Calvinist Robot!!!!
I couldn't agree more.
Thank you, Matthew, for this uproarious piece. I was thoroughly amused.
more christian thinkers need to be writing about cleavage and nunchucks and clones imo
Blue ending! This is insane. I love it. I’m going back for the rest.
you chose well, i guess?