Folks, Christians are talking about modesty again. Let’s engage the culture with an interactive think piece: (Endings are color coded, so you can mention them in the comments without spoiling anything for people who didn’t take your path) You are a ruggedly handsome 44 year old pastor named Jericho Finn, husband to Lainey McKenna Finn and father to three young children: Skylar, Paisley, and McLondon. You are the lead pastor of Bridge Life City River Hope House, a large church full of white people that isn’t in a city or near a river or bridge. You are faithful to your wife, who is smoking hot, but you are also smoking hot, and there are probably lots of ladies who would like to do a scandal with you, not that you would, but we’re just saying.
Is it wrong if I want all endings? Feels like something my youth pastor warned me about.
Blue ending. I laughed my butt off at the Calvinist robot line too!
Orange ending !
This is awesome😂 I got purple ending!
BLUE, ALL THE WAY. Favorite howler: "BE MERCIFUL; I AM A CALVINIST ROBOT, I DO NOT HAVE FREE WILL.”
Also, why can't the last option be Clone HH? Anyway, Chase has been blinded like the entire shebang
Every single ending is epic. Aside from the hidden Secret Ending, that one's just ok. Needs more Hugh Hefner.
I love this - choosing the Newsboys was wild!
I got the blue ending and then read it to my wife and she chose the blue ending too! Wuv!! 😂😂😂 I'm a Calvinist Robot!!!!
I couldn't agree more.
Thank you, Matthew, for this uproarious piece. I was thoroughly amused.
Blue ending! This is insane. I love it. I’m going back for the rest.