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Sarah's avatar

‘The daddies have turned into baddies’ was right there, man 😂

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matthew pierce's avatar

yeah. you're right. i spent too much time tinkering with the wording and missed the obvious one

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Liz Snell's avatar

I'm so glad someone finally mentioned the dangers of climbing over the top of the cross. That's honestly been bothering me for years. I have seen a cross/plank version, but you have to get a legit artist to draw the perspective right so you can see the cross and not deconstruct.

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Joy LaPrade's avatar

Should Christian dads wear yoga pants to church? Would that solve this problem?

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James Harmer's avatar

I'm already having nightmares about this... and I'm STILL AWAKE!

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Joy LaPrade's avatar

So sorry 🤣

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James Harmer's avatar

Finally someone noticed! I'm still waiting for someone to notice MY voluptuous curves, but this is at least SOME acknowledgment.

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Sarah Colyn's avatar

Thanks for the hearty laugh Matthew!

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Holly Vanessa Vanderbush's avatar

Yet another classic

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Rachel Harden's avatar

Finally someone willing address this topic that literally no one is talking about.

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Judy Albright's avatar

"Do we dare try to make Christian fathers less sexy? Impossible."

Truth

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Sarah Coppin's avatar

“I think I speak for everyone when I blame Christian women” 💀💀💀😂😂😂

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Scott Misar's avatar

“Christian men are physical, which means that we like to move heavy furniture and also have our privates grabbed”

That one got me 😂

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Tom Becker's avatar

We can guess where it got ya.

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Rick Roes's avatar

Oh my, such fun

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