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Bouncing my eyes.....Thank you for today's belly laugh.

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When I scrolled done and saw the picture of Dobson i could not stop cackling. You gotta warn us next time…

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lol!!! Just averted my eyes from my trump spewing pastor so I wont be tempted!!!

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I found out today that it is in fact possible to laugh about something related to sexual abuse in the church and feel OK about it while doing so. Thank you for this absolute gem of a piece!

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Unrelated, but you still have the chance to name your publication “Evangelical Think Pierces.”

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Why'd you have to capitalize Progressive? Now I'm back to that weird dream about Flo from the commercials.

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Oh such great satire

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Thats some great exegesis with Leah’s eyes being weak.

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“This is why I am always saying that more women should be pastors, so that more of them get caught up in sex scandals, too, but people get angry when I say this, because it is Progressive.” Literally 💀

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Oh man. I saw the notification come up with the title of this post, and momentarily thought that it was serious. I was getting ready for writing a very strong reaction when I then opened it and realised it was Matthew Pierce 😂😂😂

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almost got you to flame me. i will try harder next time

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Hahaha you’ll have to seduce me into seducing you 😉

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This is simultaneously the best and worst post in a while

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my work here is done, then

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Matthew. Who told u about the female gaze.

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josh harris

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Matthew. I just threw up in my mouth.

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laura the only assurance i can give is that the articles will get even worse

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Wonderful! Ty for saying it!

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😂 baseball and with Leah it’s Hebrew cause it’s OT. Greek is NT

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This is the most unhinged thing I've read on here. Is this satire?

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